It was a fucking drama. Goddamit, it was a fucking drama. I didn’t think they were going to relate it to the original music video– but they did. I wanted a love story. Dammit, I wanted a love story so bad. But it was a drama. Was I or am I disappointed? Not. One. Bit….Continue Reading “Ang Huling El Bimbo — Nakakatindig Balahibo.”

So I had a little time this past Holy Week break — No work. No vacations. No Nothing. So Netflix was the way! I happened to stumble upon this Japanese reality TV show called Terrace House. Got curious, so I watched it. Lo and behold, I got hooked! Haha. I first watched the Terrace House…Continue Reading “Terrace House: Boys & Girls in the City — Who’s the TERRACE of them all?”

So I also manage another website called Alabang Bulletin and we have been posting a looooooot of incidents about bikes being stolen inside villages — not just anywhere inside the exclusive villages BUT INSIDE the perimeters of the houses of the owners. Yes, they actually climb on your gates. Wow, right?! These criminals have balls….Continue Reading “DON’T BE THE NEXT VICTIM: Tips on how to secure your bike inside your house”

Courtesy Flush A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma…usually performed on a “foreign throne” as a courtesy to the owner of said throne… in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host’s crapper too much. By peafarter on Urban Dictionary Ever heard of the words “Courtesy Flush”? If…Continue Reading “Wanted: Courtesy Flush”

So as mentioned in my previous blog entry (as if you read that), my cousin will be getting married this month. We met up with him and his beautiful bride-to-be last week and shared stories about our own wedding. The wife and I told them to expect the worst but to just laugh it off…Continue Reading “When waiters at your wedding double as photographers”

A close cousin of mine is getting married and guess who the Best Man will be? Me! I still don’t know why people put their trust in me. Still very mind-boggling. Anyway, there are only three things that make men panic out of their socks — when their girlfriend says they’re delayed, misplacing the TV…Continue Reading “What Happens When You Lose Your Wedding Ring”

I don’t like my mom. I never liked her. C’mon, who actually likes their mom?! How dare she pick that incredulous shirt and forced me to wear it for my 7th birthday party? This was the first time she didn’t try to make my older brother and I look like twins. And that’s the shirt…Continue Reading “I don’t like my Mom.”

Noong bata pa ako, sabi ng nanay ko kumain lang daw ako ng gulay parati, tatangkad daw ako. Walang nangyari. Ngayon, mataba na rin ako. Nice, Ma. Kaya narito ang mga gulay na dapat nateng iwasang mga lalake lalo na’t pag tayo ay may asawa na:   Patola Kapag wala sa mood si babae, huwag Patola….Continue Reading “Mga Gulay na Dapat Iwasan Kapag May Asawa Na”

So as husbands, we need to choose our poison. Endure bad luck or endure the wife’s wrath. If you are still reading this, then we know what you chose.   Wives and Sweeping the floor at night Wife tells you to do it. You do it. And you do it well.   Wives and Black…Continue Reading “Wives and Superstitions”